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Here at God's Country Creamery, we have herd whey too many udderly ridiculus puns not to share some of them with you. Don't be blue if a few of these go pasture eyes. Just read it again more caerphilly. You'd butter believe we are going to milk this for all its worth in order to beef up your day. We know down deep you're having a Gouda time. Oh yes, we should mention something about cutting cheese all day today, cud that always gets a chuckle. Well, now it would behoove use to moove along to a few jokes. Jokes **Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow Interrupting Cow Wh... (Joke teller interrupts midway through) MOOOOOOOOOO **What kind of cheese do you make when its really cold? Chatter Cheese **For lunch one day, the school was serving Swiss cheese. A little girl received her meal and was disgusted by it. She told the lunch lady that she didn't like the holes in her cheese. To that, the lunch lady responded, "That is ok, just eat around the holes and leave them on your plate". **What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!We'd love to hear from you with your jokes or puns relating to cows and cheese. Email us and your submission might just end up on the website!! |